Marry me, french fries.
You'll get overwhelmed at a vegetarian restaurant because you can order ANYTHING from the menu.
And not just the token vegetarian entree!
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Someone will be confused about why you can't just remove the pepperonis from the pepperoni pizza.
FOUR WORDS: PITS OF PEPPERONI GREASE.
You'll eat your weight in hummus.
The server will enthusiastically explain the restaurant's daily specials (which include filet mignon and pork chops), and you'll have to smile politely the whole time.
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